5 Straight-up gay ways to… be a successful gay man
1) I wake up before 5am, because every night I have a recurring nightmare about being in school again.
2) I read, a lot of erotic fiction to remind myself of how tragic my own sex life is.
3) I spend 15-20 minutes each day on focused thinking about unattainable straight guys.
4) I regularly switch off my phone to install the latest Grindr update.
5) I spend time with people who inspire me, in other words, exclusively women and other gay men.
